You must scratch me there! Yes, above my
tail! Behold, elevator butt. |
You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on
your face. That will show you. |
Small brave carnivores. Kill pine cones and
mosquitoes. Fear vacuuam cleaner. |
In deep sleep, hear sound - cat vomit hairball
somewhere. Will find in morning. |
We're almost equals. I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt? |
Blur of motion, then silence, me, a paper
bag. What is so funny? |
My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if
I just hide my head. |
The big Ones snore now. Every room is dark
and cold. Time for "Cup Hockey" |
grace personified. I leap into the window.
I meant to do that. |
You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore
me sitting on your hand. |
The mighty hunter returns with gifts
of plump birds - your foot just squashed one. |
The rule for today; touch my tail, I shred
your hand. New rule for tomorrow. |