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 Cat Haiku


 
 
 


You must scratch me there! Yes, above my
tail! Behold, elevator butt.

You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on
your face. That will show you.

Small brave carnivores. Kill pine cones and
mosquitoes. Fear vacuuam cleaner.

In deep sleep, hear sound - cat vomit hairball
somewhere. Will find in morning.

We're almost equals. I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?

Blur of motion, then silence, me, a paper
bag. What is so funny?

My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if
I just hide my head.

The big Ones snore now. Every room is dark
and cold. Time for "Cup Hockey"

grace personified. I leap into the window. 
I meant to do that.

You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore 
me sitting on your hand.

The mighty hunter returns with gifts
of plump birds - your foot just squashed one.

The rule for today; touch my tail, I shred
your hand. New rule for tomorrow.